Biz Cards Part Deaux

[Ludachris]

That has always been a problem, I can't come up with a short and yet descriptive name, you can thank Joe Aquilante for the "tire specialist" moniker.
No matter what I come up with, someone always thinks I sell tires, and I refuse to be called an "engineer" I don't have the degree and I'm not a poser.

I think "engineer" is the best description for what you do though - and I'd argue that your experience far outweighs the paper that some might think gives you the right to use the title. It would instantly eliminate the confusion about you being a salesperson that will come with just about any other title you choose. Don't let your modesty/humility prevent you from giving yourself a title that best describes your services.

 

[Grant 302]

I think "engineer" is the best description for what you do though - and I'd argue that your experience far outweighs the paper that some might think gives you the right to use the title. It would instantly eliminate the confusion about you being a salesperson that will come with just about any other title you choose. Don't let your modesty/humility prevent you from giving yourself a title that best describes your services.

No, Rob’s instinct is right. Unless he’s got a job with a tire manufacturer designing tires, that would not be appropriate. A lot of title inflation goes on in certain industries. This shouldn’t be one of them. Just sayin’.

Not that my suggestions would be any better, but I like the previous suggestion to include ‘technician’.

Sr. Executive Tire Guru might work too.

 

[Ludachris]

How about "The Guy Who Ensures Your Race Team Gets the Best Performance and Longevity from Your Race Tires"? Too long?

 

[Grant 302]

How about "The Guy Who Ensures Your Race Team Gets the Best Performance and Longevity from Your Race Tires"? Too long?

That’s perfect for when he’s working in NorCal.

 

[Ludachris]

That’s perfect for when he’s working in NorCal.

He'll need CA-specific biz cards with the Prop 65 warning that lets potential customers know that race tires have been known to cause cancer.

 

[KazarS197]

What about a word that describes a type of decision maker or something along those lines?
"Race Tire Controller" "Race Tire Control Specialist" ?
".... Authority."

Just a different way of looking at it.

 

[ChrisM]

You really need well hung g's...

Since we've already gone there...

"Guaranteeing properly inflated rubbers from start to finish."

I'll show myself out.

 

[Grant 302]

He'll need CA-specific biz cards with the Prop 65 warning that lets potential customers know that race tires have been known to cause cancer.

That’s what the BACK of the card is for.

Since we've already gone there...

"Guaranteeing properly inflated rubbers from start to finish."

I'll show myself out.

I’m sure you could’ve worked friction, lube, and pressure in there. I dunno.

Friction Technician

 

[blacksheep-1]

That’s perfect for when he’s working in NorCal.

Lol

 

[Fabman]

I vote for "Pit Crew Tire Guru"

OR

Pit Crew Tire Boss

"Tire God" works here...

 

[Ludachris]

Tire God, I like that one Fabman.

Tire Wizard, Tire Master, Tire Hacker, Tire Chief, Tire Mastermind, Tire Management Chief, Tire Management Guru, I Manage The Tires.

 

[Coz]

"I can handle the pressure"

 

[Ludachris]

"I can handle the pressure"

Sounds better than "I can handle the rubber"

 

[KazarS197]

"Vulcanized Rubber Selector"

Said just like this fella

 

[TymeSlayer]

Mr. Tyre?

Hey, whatever you put on there will be good. Gives you a good chance to have a conversation with your prospective client if that's what you looking for.

 

[Fabman]

How about: "Proper Tire Management."

 

[PatrickStapler]

Tire Management Specialist

 

[ChrisM]

I heard the term "technologist" today. You could try that. Circular rubber conveyance technologist.

 

[Grant 302]

Oversimplification, but...

TPMS

Tire Pressure Management Specialist
Tire Performance Management Specialist

Or

Tire Management Ninja Turtle.