Doesn't have to be race inspired. Here are a few of mine:
Describe yourself. What are you made of ? - "Blood, flesh and bone like everybody else!" Kimi Raikkonen
What would you do if you met an alien, run away out of fear or try to talk to him? - "The problem won’t arise so I don’t imagine meeting one." Kimi Raikkonen
Porsche engineer (talking about a 1500bhp engine in the 917/30):
"Does it have enough power?"
Donohue replies:
"It will have enough power when the rear wheels are still spinning on the entry to the next corner at the end of the straight" Mark Donohue
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." Mitch Hedberg
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." Mitch Hedberg
Describe yourself. What are you made of ? - "Blood, flesh and bone like everybody else!" Kimi Raikkonen
What would you do if you met an alien, run away out of fear or try to talk to him? - "The problem won’t arise so I don’t imagine meeting one." Kimi Raikkonen
Porsche engineer (talking about a 1500bhp engine in the 917/30):
"Does it have enough power?"
Donohue replies:
"It will have enough power when the rear wheels are still spinning on the entry to the next corner at the end of the straight" Mark Donohue
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." Mitch Hedberg
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." Mitch Hedberg