Heading home from a car show thing, cop car pulls up behind me at a light. At the next light, they pull up next to me.
Cop: Nice car.
Me: Thanks! How do you like the new Caprice?
Cop: Love 'em, they're fast, they've got the 6.0 in them......*looks at red light in front of us* Don't get any ideas though!
Me: Hey, I'm not an idiot!
Light turns red, we take off like normal. Stop at the next light, next to the cops.
Cop: So, is that thing fast?
Me: Yeah....but it's the weirdest thing, it'll only go the speed limit!
The Wife: Well, if we were to race, it'd surely beat you!
Me: *hands up/shrug in the universal sign for eh, what're you going to do?* Sorry, it's my wife, you know...
Cops laugh and drive off, tell us to have fun.
Me to wife: I'd smoke them SO bad, I would SO love to race them.
Cop: Nice car.
Me: Thanks! How do you like the new Caprice?
Cop: Love 'em, they're fast, they've got the 6.0 in them......*looks at red light in front of us* Don't get any ideas though!
Me: Hey, I'm not an idiot!
Light turns red, we take off like normal. Stop at the next light, next to the cops.
Cop: So, is that thing fast?
Me: Yeah....but it's the weirdest thing, it'll only go the speed limit!
The Wife: Well, if we were to race, it'd surely beat you!
Me: *hands up/shrug in the universal sign for eh, what're you going to do?* Sorry, it's my wife, you know...
Cops laugh and drive off, tell us to have fun.
Me to wife: I'd smoke them SO bad, I would SO love to race them.