Bill Pemberton
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The Swedish Tourist Industry looks forward to large groups of Tourists from around the World descending on Sweden due to the reasonable concert ticket prices in their Country of snow and lutefisk! Stores, restaurants, bars and hotels look forward to the groups and the massive amount of extra income the Superstar Singer brings when her devoted fans follow her concerts.
Dated 6/14/2010
Current News 6/16/2023
The Swedish people swoon with fear as Beyonce is coming to their Country and due to their low ticket prices there, tourists from around the Globe will be landing in the land of Meatballs, Swedish Pancakes and Swedish Pancakes. Economists note Hotel rooms , food and other commodities will rise with the world travelers descending on Sweden , causing panic with the added inflation. Hans Christian Andersson reporting from Stockholm interviewed Sven and Ollie Gustafsson to get their take on the coming conflagration and they responded, " Vell, hell, all dem peoples, ja, be coming, und ve vill vatch meatballs roll oop inn prizze! " " Furr git bout mya pankayucks wit lingonberries, day go oop too, zo-ahh ve vill knot hav nuff Krona too uh evvenn byy dingleberries! " " Damm twowrists, Ollie and I vill ownlee bee Abe-ull to uh byy hairring, furr git da peeklling! " " Sceerew Beyonce, shee inflaschunn monsterr!"
Okay poetic license , but you gotta laugh it is on all the news stations and that's funny , I don't care who your are!
Dated 6/14/2010
Current News 6/16/2023
The Swedish people swoon with fear as Beyonce is coming to their Country and due to their low ticket prices there, tourists from around the Globe will be landing in the land of Meatballs, Swedish Pancakes and Swedish Pancakes. Economists note Hotel rooms , food and other commodities will rise with the world travelers descending on Sweden , causing panic with the added inflation. Hans Christian Andersson reporting from Stockholm interviewed Sven and Ollie Gustafsson to get their take on the coming conflagration and they responded, " Vell, hell, all dem peoples, ja, be coming, und ve vill vatch meatballs roll oop inn prizze! " " Furr git bout mya pankayucks wit lingonberries, day go oop too, zo-ahh ve vill knot hav nuff Krona too uh evvenn byy dingleberries! " " Damm twowrists, Ollie and I vill ownlee bee Abe-ull to uh byy hairring, furr git da peeklling! " " Sceerew Beyonce, shee inflaschunn monsterr!"
Okay poetic license , but you gotta laugh it is on all the news stations and that's funny , I don't care who your are!
