Key for old guys -----------------CHECK OUT THE LINK AS YOU CAN NOW REGISTER BY FAX OR SNAILMAIL ! No I am not yelling, I am just helping the other old farts that can't read this dinky print, and letting them know they can screw registering online , and do it the old fashioned , comfortable , easy, basic way , as in the past.
George did it for us old geezers -- fax or mail in registrations. Now that is really user friendly and there will be a group of us AARP members challenging these young whippersnappers, so don't want to hear no damn excuse that you couldn't figure out how to register. Sign up and I will be happy to tell you about this guy named Chad from South Dakota who is so absent minded he leaves a full cooler of beer around and doesn't even miss any when you ,er, bother a bottle or two. He has a full blown case of Beerheimers, so register and I will promise to tell you where he leaves his cooler --- this secret only eligible for those with AARP cards, and your will need to show proof for acceptance of free cereal malt beverages.