Post Whoring 4.0 2017

[Grant 302]

Aloha from 1,200 miles west of Cali.
Internet access from the 30,000 ft. In the air. Crazy.

 

[Grant 302]

 

[Bill Pemberton]

You high flying Whore or should I say , Sky Blue Whore , or Mile High Whore!! Either way , you are a Whore!

 

[Grant 302]

Mile high club for sure. Joined in the '80s

Post 9/11 Ho no mo...

 

[Bill Pemberton]

What was the other guy's name?

 

[Grant 302]

Grant 302 not made that way...

 

[Bill Pemberton]

Good deal you are a real Boss man, ha.

 

[VoodooBoss]

I beat Grant here by two days.

 

[302BOB]

Soaring can never be boring............as long as you're not flying on United.....NOT is the key here ......................................

 

[VoodooBoss]

http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/04/pentagon-awards-contract-united-airlines-forcibly-remove-assad/

 

[302 Hi Pro]

Yea, Imthink when all this shakes out, the Doc will be a major shareholder in United.

I've never seen anything like this before.

Just so they could seat a United employee.

2HP

United seating chart:
First Class
Business Class
Fight Club

 

[Grant 302]

I beat Grant here by two days.

Yeah, but did you risk flying United?

 

[Grant 302]

Rick- just beware the rat lung worm outbreak there. 9 cases so far including honeymooners?

 

[VoodooBoss]

We flew Alaska non-stop.

Thanks, we've had peeps back home texting us about the outbreak. if you drink enough beer it shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Grant 302]

Ha! Shouldn't be a problem then!

 

[TymeSlayer]

Airborne Forum Posting (AFP) should be banned.

By the way, do you carry on your four track tires to saves a few bucks?

 

[302BOB]

THIS JUST IN....Doctor thrown off plane now CEO of United A.L. in a desperate attempt to recoup the millions lost with this debacle.His first order of business was to require any employees needing to get to their assignments in other cities to hitchhike. Also, A crazed man seen dragging four tires and rims through airport terminal looking for beer for medicinal purposes.....later updates

 

[Bill Pemberton]

AP) Passengers going by the names of 302Bob, Grant 302, and Tymeslayer were thrown off United Flight in second incident. All three confessed that they were not wanting off the flight , they just understood that Flying United was a term used when one wanted to join the Mile High Club. 302 Bob and Grant 302, refused to get off initially, as they argued they were already members , but were trying to update their portfolios, whereas Tymeslayer stated he wanted to just join his fellow mates. Flight continued, after they got off, and later a passenger named VoodooBoss was found in the lavatory with a young lady. They stated they went their for safety concerns when it appeared Bob , Grant and Mr. Tyme appeared agitated. The lavatories of United will now be designated as Fallout Shelters in case of any further incidents involving passenger disruptions or eruptions.

 

[302BOB]

AP UPDATE....Three of the four members involved in this mornings United flight incident have been detained by Homeland Security. They may be added to the international no fly list if developments warrant. TymeSlayer was the only one who caved during intensive interrogations and named a "MR P. " as the ring leader.VoodooBoss was let go as it was revealed he is the head of a very important online forum.United A.L. continues to operate although their planes are empty except for the bouncers.

 

[Grant 302]

Airborne Forum Posting (AFP) should be banned.

By the way, do you carry on your four track tires to saves a few bucks?

Of course! They're 'personal items' for each of my three little people.

Who called to get me released from DHS custody?